O, my frozen youth!

The first TV Dinners began appearing in the mid-1950s, and the Turkey Dinner may have been the first. The turkey had the consistency of papyrus; the mashed potatoes were bland, the dressing turned to goosh, but the peas made outstanding projectiles.

We survived the privation younger kids would never know: Cranberry Sauce, added years later, kicked up Swanson’s game a notch. You could dunk the turkey in it to more or less give it some zip.

The fried chicken dinners always disappeared from the freezer first. The batter was kidnip (instead of catnip) because it was faintly sweet; the peas this time came with buddies, which made them tolerable, but the mashed potatoes were still disappointing. They tasted like beach sand. The apple/peach combo was a nice notion but they had consistency of banana slugs, whose consistency I do not care to contemplate.

I do not understand this cowpoke’s happiness. The one thing you’d think an American TV dinner could do well would be beef. Wrong. This looked like roadsplat and tasted like ketchup, which you could chug anytime out of Mom’s fridge. The fries were an abomination but you ate them first because they were fries. Sort of. The peas were, well, Swanson peas. Boring. Uninspired. Still, they were throwable or, even better, launchable–they traveled at great velocity from your spoon, a kind of dinner-table catapult.

Another failed attempt in the World of Beef. The beef tasted like recycled shoe tongues or perhaps the “bully beef” salvaged from the vast British stockpiles left over from the Battle of the Somme (1916). No self-respecting penitentiary would serve a meal this bad. Not even a British one.



The closest thing to success with beef, due largely to the thin brown gravy, which was actually tasty and the only corrective in the Scientific Literature for the mashed potatoes–finally, if you drowned them, they tasted almost good. The gingerbread brownie? The work of a madman.


We never had this one, but any meal with pickled red cabbage gets my hearty approval. Sadly, the photographer who took this shot for the TV Dinner carton appears to have dropped his glass eye into the dessert.

More international genius. The enchilada wasn’t too bad. You could just about stand the refried beans, whose aroma brought to mind molten rubber at the Goodyear Tire Factory, but they improved if you mooshed them together with the rice. Nice chili gravy with Undetermined Meat Objects within. The real disappointments were the two “tamales,” essentially surplus Mexican Navy torpedoes and, as torpedoes sometimes do, they’d settle to the bottom and just stay there. For days.

Took FOREVER to cook, and by the time it was ready, your twelve-year-old self was so famished that its just-out-of-the-oven super-steamed heat burned away the top layers of skin cells on your palate and tongue, which meant that you couldn’t taste anything for several days. But if you had the patience to let it cool a bit, this little gem was Comfort Food Supreme. After a tough day at school, a nice snack to eat during Rocky and Bullwinkle or while watching dreamy girls dance the Frug or the Slauson on a music show called Where the Action Is. The natural order was restored.

When mourning is what we need

I have been stunned, but not at all surprised, by the sadness so many of us feel at the closing of The Grad, the burger/bar/nightclub in an immense building that seemed to hold the south side of San Luis Obispo down for the last forty-five years.

The grief is authentic and I would like to argue that it’s justified, too. Even my wife had tears in her eyes last night: when we were young parents, lunch at The Grad was a supreme treat for our two little boys, who ran about like wildebeest on the dance floor and played video games and then, when they were very little, after their Junior Gradburgers, they’d fall asleep in the back of our VW Westphalia on the way home to Los Osos.

Grad lads. John is 31; Thomas is 29.


I had my share of burgers there–and beers, too, as a bachelor–with friends like David Cherry and Ricky Monroe and Cleo Cooper and with the fine young man, Rob Rosales, once a Grad bouncer, who would become my best man in 1986. My friend Randy Fiser, a fine teacher and a master of the pizza oven, was once a Grad bouncer, too. I didn’t need much bouncing back then, being a raging introvert. The dancing at night always disoriented me a little–I don’t do well with noise–but it was still fun and the girls were pretty and, as Hemingway would say, the bathrooms were (mostly) clean and well-lighted. And the bartenders were friendly.

But I mostly remember The Grad because of Elizabeth and our little boys.

And, being a lifelong devotee of bread products, I remember the fresh-baked Gradburger buns, which were exquisite, baked by a tiny lady whose eyes were intent behind thick glasses and who was the figurative grandmother to every young person who worked there. A kid took your order, and they were almost always cheerful, but seeing Herself in her bakery, in her stolidity, was assurance of permanence, like the Washington Monument or St. Patrick’s Cathedral. She was a monument, too. But a tiny one.

But nothing, of course, is permanent.


There are plenty of people, as cold-blooded as snakes but far less attractive, who are dismissive of us when something fundamental changes in our lives and we are saddened, even if it’s just a burger joint. Or even if it’s a place like Alex’s BBQ in Shell Beach, far older and just as homely as The Grad. But Alex’s had aromatic ribs whose smokiness you can still smell and it had industrial-strength Martinis that recalled its happily scandalous connections to Prohibition bootlegging. Alex’s was the last restaurant where my Dad and I shared a meal before his death. It was destroyed capriciously, with no more warning than the Japanese carrier task force gave Pearl Harbor.

Even though the snaky people are probably correct, I’d argue that
we have a right, if only for a moment, to mourn Progress. We have no power to stop it.

But we leave pieces of our lives in vacant buildings or in the powdered brick that rises from buildings broken up by wreckers as merciless at the Caterpillars that flattened Okie farmhouses in The Grapes of Wrath.

I long ago gave up trying to understand San Luis Obispo, where Progress, when measured in storefronts, is so constant and so fickle that it’s the historic equivalent of a strobe light, freezing us in one moment that’s gone in the next.

But here is where I left pieces of my life: The Sno-White Creamery on Monterey, where Mom took me for consolation after getting a doctor’s shot; Corcoran’s lunches with my mother and grandmother, where you raised a little Bear Flag to let the waitress know you were ready to order; Riley’s Department Store, where Santa, with soft whiskers and a crushed velvet suit, sat in a big chair expecting you; Gabby’s Bookstore, where my parents found a collection of Robert Frost poems, a Christmas gift now sixty years old;  Green Brothers clothing, where I rented my Prom tuxes and endured the sardonic but delightful humor of my favorite Green brother, Joe, as he measured me.

I even miss Aethelred’s, a bar where I left parts of myself that I never noticed were missing, including much of my hearing, and the Taco Bell on Santa Rosa, where 29-cent (or were they 19 cents?) tacos and burritos around the big round fire out front kept me sustained in my early college years.

I might miss, most of all, Muzio’s Market on Monterey Street, with its wooden floors and cramped colorful shelves and just-pink, just-sliced roast beef under the glass counter.

Joe Gularte of Corbett Canyon once delivered fresh strawberries to Muzio’s in a Model A pickup whose bench seat was lined with excited Gularte girls going to town.

Joe Gularte and his daughters picking strawberries.


Joe’s son, Frank, died a decade later, in November 1944, during a firefight in the streets of a beautiful mountain French town, Merten, in the Moselle Valley along the German border. Frank’s last moments were chaotic. The first tank destroyer in his battalion to creep into Merten was fired on and returned fire, but then, in moving around a tank barrier,  it  got mired in the mud was destroyed by a German anti-tank crew. The next destroyer turned back, the third tumbled into a ditch and was set ablaze by enemy fire and the fourth’s gun jammed.

Tank destroyers from Frank Gularte’s unit make the river crossing across a pontoon bridge into Germany, April 1945.



Frank’s son, and Joe’s grandson, Frank Jr., was born in the Mountain View Hospital on Upper Marsh Street three days after the sniper robbed him of his father.

It took another week for the War Department telegram to come home to Corbett Canyon.

Progress hasn’t the time for details like these.

So this business about mourning the latest victim of Progress, The Grad, strikes me as perfectly sensible. What we’re mourning is a place where we’ve shared our lives. In a time when we are so bitterly divided against each other, with the kind of venom we haven’t seen since the Civil War, we will miss The Grad because it reminded us that we, all of us, belong most of all to each other.






Caterpillars and the Little Bighorn

Our caterpillars are advancing into pupage. We’ve got four now.


Some of the little fellers, having been out-eaten, have sunk, disconsolate and disoriented—a condition common to caterpillars, given the marked similarity between their fores and afts— to the bottom of the milkweed pot.

It is sad and it is the way of all life, I guess.

But the poor caterpillars on the bottom reminded me of my hitch with the Seventh Cavalry, when we rode into the Valley of the Greasy Grass in Eighteen Hundred and Seventy-Six.


Nothing takes the sand out of a man quicker than a jammed ejector in his government-issue Springfield carbine combined with the sudden appearance, like a swarm of enraged hornets, of 3,000 Lakota and Cheyenne, Dog Soldiers and dare riders and the coup counters who’d bonk a soldier on the backside with a crooked stick to humiliate him. At sights like this, those poor boys in the Seventh just dropped to the bottom of the pot.

It was a hard day.


Hoka-hey, little caterpillars.

Farmworkers

Adapted from the book World War II Arroyo Grande

The Upper Arroyo Grande Valley, where I grew up.

…Just east of Old Arroyo, farm fields also bordered the house where I grew up during the 1950s and 1960s. With my big brother, I walked through them on my way to school, past men cultivating crops with el cortito, the “short hoe”—backbreaking work with a tool that would be outlawed in 1974. The soil of these fields is rich and loamy, alluvial deposits that are the gift of the Arroyo Grande Creek, which flows into the Pacific Ocean seven miles from its origins in the Santa Lucia Mountains.

During my childhood, the creek was my playground. My friends and I fished for rainbow trout in little eddies and in a beaver pond adjacent to farmer Kazuo Ikeda’s cabbages. In fact, steelhead trout still swam upstream to spawn; they are now gone this far south in California. I hooked one once when I was eleven, and the shock of the big fish hitting and then fighting made me nearly drop my pole. I had never seen anything quite so beautiful and so violent—so determined to escape and to live. She did both.

It was earning a living that absorbed my father; a brilliant man with a gift for numbers, he became an accountant who was determined that his children would not suffer anything like the poverty he’d seen among his neighbors in the Ozark foothills during the Great Depression. Beyond that, he was determined that they would all get a college education. His mother, our grandmother Gregory, had been a rural schoolmarm. My education began with two severe but gifted women at the two-room Branch Elementary School, another rural school, with some seventy-odd students in grades one through eight.

Though our teachers dressed like the women in Grant Woods’s Daughters of the American Revolution, they had none of the insipid smugness of Wood’s subjects. These women were teachers because they had the calling; their lives had purpose. Each had to choreograph teaching six subjects to four grades—first through fourth in one room, fifth through eighth in the other— and so they ran a tight ship. We would learn their way, a requirement for which, many years later, I would be deeply grateful.

My first teacher, however, was my mother, and she was remarkable. Her childhood had been a hard one. She grew up poor. Her ne’er-do-well Irish father deserted the family when she was a toddler in an oil boomtown, Taft, just over the county line. When I was very little, we played school. She even rang a hand bell—it had been Grandmother Gregory’s—when “recess” was over. On my first day of formal education, I remember realizing, with a little shock of pleasure, that I could read the names of my classmates as our teacher, Mrs. Brown, wrote them on the blackboard.

One lesson appeared to my mother in the form of a Mexican fieldworker, a bracero, who one day walked into our front yard and up to her. She kept her garden shears at port arms and shoved me behind her skirts. The man signaled that he wanted to fill an empty wine gallon jug with water for himself and his friends, who were working the pepper field adjacent to our pasture. His face, with a tiny Cantínflas mustache, radiated good humor. My mother relaxed and filled the jug from her garden hose. The water was cold. I knew that because of what she said next.

“Now, help him carry it back.”

My mother and my bis sister, Roberta, about 1943.

So I did. And I stayed awhile. These men worked for George Shannon, a man of immense warmth, and on later visits to their barracks at Shannon’s farm—it smelled of earth and Aqua Velva and laundry soap—I learned a little Spanish from the braceros. They spread snapshots across their bunks of wives and girlfriends and children, and they laughed when I tried out  my new words in their language. That encounter would lead to my college studies’ focus, the history of Mexico and Latin America.

Year later, a Spanish professor—I am ashamed at how much of the language I’ve forgotten– at my Midwestern college took me aside after class and told me this:

“Mr. Gregory, you have a pronounced Mexican accent.”

It was one of the finest compliments I’ve ever received.


In the early summer of 1944—when Gen. Dwight Eisenhower receives his weather officer’s report for June 6 and says simply, “OK, we’ll go,” when Rome falls to Mark Clark’s armies and when horrified marines watch Japanese civilians leap to their deaths from the cliffs of Saipan—the war, for Americans at home, was both distant and, for grieving families, painfully intimate, but even the war could not touch the work to be done.

That month, in the upper Arroyo Grande Valley of coastal California, this is what you would see, possibly through the dense, cold morning fog: labor contractors drop off pickup loads of fieldworkers at the Harris Bridge, which spans the creek that nourishes and gives the valley its name.

The workers cross the bridge whistling, an incredibly beautiful, almost baroque whistling of Mexican folk tunes from the time of the revolution or love songs, as they walk down to the fields to their work with their lunches— wine jugs filled with drinking water and perhaps chorizo-and-egg burritos wrapped in wax paper, fuel for the kind of physical work that would make most men sit in the freshly turned field gasping within fifteen minutes and woefully regarding their quickly blistered hands.

Row crops, Upper Arroyo Grande Valley

Their summer work might be in a new bean field, where the whistling would eventually stop because it is such a tax on men who work hard, whose breathing soon becomes laborious and therefore precious. To begin a newly planted field of beans, the fieldworkers have to drive wooden stakes into precise parade-ground lines along the furrows, so that the bean vines can use the stakes to climb and twist—they will eventually bear delicate, bell-shaped flowers that stretch toward the sun. The sun invariably appears in late morning, when it burns the sea fog away, and the colors of the valley— wheaten hills and verdant bottomland where the crop is in—are reborn, vivid and sharply focused.

To drive the wooden stakes, the fieldworkers use a heavy metal tube, a driver, with a handle attached that resembles that of an old-time pump primer that nineteenth-century settlers used to draw water from the ground. So the whistling stops and is replaced by the rhythmic ring of the stake drivers as the workers pound hundreds of stakes into the field.

It is a musical sound. But of course, what you cannot hear are the grunts of the men at each stroke of the stake driver; what you cannot feel is the enormous weight that exhausted arms and shoulders soon take on; and what you cannot avoid, if you think about it sensibly, is admiration for the men who feed you.


Since World War II, agriculture here has changed—pole beans and the seemingly limitless groves of walnut trees that once competed with row crops are gone, the latter victims of a malevolent infestation of insect larvae. Today, farmers grow more exotic crops, like bok choy and kale, and along the hillsides given over to beef cattle as far back as the beginning of the nineteenth century, there are new farmers and new rows of wine grapes, profitable, lovely and greedy for water—a commodity that isn’t plentiful in California—multiplying every year. The beef cattle haven’t dominated the coastal hills since the 1860s, when the drought that periodically afflicts the state hit as hard as it ever has. The cattle, either killed outright by ravenous coyotes or mountain lions come down from distant folds in the hills or dead of thirst and hunger, would have covered the hills with their bones.

It was that kind of drought that may have brought a fieldworker, whose family had lived for generations in New Mexico, to these coastal valleys in 1940. Much of his native state in the years before had been swept away by the Dust Bowl. Winds had carried the copper-red soil as far east as the Mid- Atlantic to drop it, like gritty rain from a place that had none, onto ships still sailing freely between continents.

The German U-boat U-576 leaves harbor. She was later sunk with all hands off North Carolina.

Those ships would lose their freedom in the years immediately after, and the coyotes that hunted them without fear were U-boats come out    of their lairs in Kiel and later in Lorient. U-boat captains called this the “Happy Time.” The U-boats would someday kill that young fieldworker, if indirectly, as part of an inexorable chain of events that would lead him to Normandy, so far away from the fields that border Arroyo Grande Creek, and to pastures bound by hedges and grazed by fat dairy cows, cows that lowed piteously to be milked in what had become killing zones. One of them, dead in the crossfire, may have provided scant cover from the German machine guns that harvested crops of young men for fieldworker, now rifleman, Private Domingo Martinez.

A German artillery shell killed Pvt. Martinez near Bolleville, Normandy. He lies in the American Cemetery above Omaha Beach.

Suffer the little children

I am constantly amazed by the hardships of frontier life in our county. Infant and child mortality statistics were horrific: Mr. and Mrs. William Dana of Rancho Nipomo lost 11 of their 21 children, a statistic comparable, a century before, to Johann Sebastian Bach’s family. One little girl, named for Dana’s sister, must have been especially beloved. Adeline is buried in the sanctuary wall of Mission San Luis Obispo.

It’s pretty clear that the Danas adored their children. [And that Mr. Dana adored his wife, Josephine Carrillo de Dana. When the gentlemen adjourned after dinner for brandy and cigars—this is how Dana might’ve heard the news of the 1848 gold strike at Sutter’s Mill— she, like many Californio women, joined them.] One story has another daughter climbing up to the little cupola of the family adobe, sited on one of the most beautiful spots in the county, to direct one of the rancho’s vaqueros to rope for her the horse she wanted to ride that day.

Another Dana, a little boy, hasn’t left Rancho Nipomo. Docents and volunteers still see him from time to time: he’s solid and real but his visits are very brief.

Deaths like these among the Dana family came at a time when, thanks largely to better diet, infant and child mortality among the middle classes of Europe and America was declining rapidly. We would be shocked at the detachment between parents and their children in the centuries before the Victorian Era (Francis Branch, Arroyo Grande’s founder and William Dana’s friend, came to the Valley in 1837, the same year that Victoria ascended the throne.) That detachment was a function of mortality among children: Parents could not afford to invest emotionally in children who were likely to die.

By the 1860s, that had changed. It’s macabre to us, but by then photography was common enough so that affluent parents who’d lost a little girl or boy paid to have them photographed. They weren’t willing to let them go.

In the summer of 1862, Francis Branch, by now the wealthiest man in the county, with tens of thousands of acres as his portfolio, was away on business in San Francisco when one of Rancho Santa Manuela’s vaqueros found him and told him that a traveler passing through had brought smallpox to the ranchero’s family.

Francis Branch was a pragmatic Yankee from Scipio, New York, Small, spare, wiry, he was possessed of enormous energy and, despite the image here, a good sense of humor, even when the joke was on him. His wife, Manuela, was from Santa Barbara. She rode home to deliver one baby rather than have it in the wilderness of Arroyo Grande. In 1886, when a father and son were lynched from the PCRR trestle at the base of Crown Hill, they were refused a Christian burial in the town cemetery. Manuela offered them a place in the same graveyard where she’d buried her husband and children.


Branch rode hard—the man must have been desperate—to get home to his wife, Manuela, and his children. By the time he got to Santa Manuela (the ranch house was sited on a hilltop just below today’s Branch School) two of his girls were dead and a third died soon after. They ranged in age from five to sixteen.

The decaying Branch Adobe in a 1913 watercolor. The damage to it had begun with the massive 1857 Fort Tejon earthquake. From the Autry Museum of Western History.


The next year, a drought came that killed thousands of Branch’s cattle. He lost the modern equivalent of eight million dollars.

Bad as it was, the drought wasn’t the central tragedy of Branch’s life.

Next to his big tombstone in the family graveyard are the smaller tombstones of the three daughters. Branch died eight years after the smallpox had come to the big adobe atop the hill. When his family laid the great man to rest, they made sure he was close to his little girls.

My (very short) Journey through French Cinema

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Filmmaker Barry Galperin.

One of the great joys of my teaching career was getting approached by this young man when he was a junior at Arroyo Grande High School. He had the sheer audacity—the kind that’s required of directors—to ask me to design a high school semester course in film history.

Which I did, because it was Barry’s idea, which made it an honor.

I once designed a course in Cultural Anthropology, so this was only my second attempt at inventing a class from scratch. But the Grand Poobahs at UC Berkley approved that course and, to my delight, they approved this one, too.

Designing the film course took me a long time, but I don’t much mind creating things. The only sadness was that I didn’t have room on my schedule to teach it—or to watch again films ranging from Chaplin’s The Gold Rush to Preston Sturges’ Easy Living (I have a great fondness for the actress Jean Arthur, who also finds James Stewart’s courage for him in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington) to John Ford’s The Searchers to Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner.

But I was pretty proud of myself—almost but not nearly as much as I am of Barry, a now-seasoned professional who directs and writes screenplays. He is possessed of immense courage.

Last night, I had an immense and badly-needed dose of humility. I was merely channel-surfing when—damn you, PBS!—I tuned in, midway, into a three-hour documentary from 2016, My Journey through French Cinema, about the critic Bertrand Tavernier.

No, I had no idea who he was.

The film was subtitled, but the French the narrators spoke bore no resemblance to the proper names I was reading in the subtitles. I was always sorry that I did not take French in my years as an AGHS student. The teacher, Mrs. Koehn, was enormously attractive to us teenaged boys. She took to driving a convertible MG at high speed in her later years, which endeared her to me in a whole new way when she became my teaching colleague.

But this documentary cured me of learning French. I could never force my American mouth to make sounds like that.

That’s not the point. The point that was brought home to me was how little I actually know about film.

The scenes they selected took my breath away—I don’t know enough yet to connect the scenes with their films—but I saw an interior scene with both the camera and three characters in constant motion until a lovely young woman suddenly uses a bottle to bludgeon her older lover unconscious. I saw another man die in a rollover car accident shot from both outside and inside the car, punctuated, at its end, by a surviving tire in its rim careening across the road. There were criminal escapes through tunnels and sudden screaming matches between couples who only seemed comfortably married and a Paris street scene with two young women chanting casually amid the sidewalk crowds they pass, while heads turn in their passage. There were exterior scenes, young couples walking beneath trees and holding hands in dappled sunlight, that would’ve made Renoir weep. There was a sudden and violent street robbery, shot in Milan with a hidden camera, in front of a shocked crowd who would learn only much later that they’d been film extras.

There was Belmondo, an ultra-cool alloy of Bogart and Paul Newman.

There were, of course, entire Gauloises assembly lines of cigarettes smoked.

Bertrand Tavernier

I watched all of this without breathing too much. It was a wonderful humbling to realize how much you don’t know.

It was touching to feel your heart melt a little in watching the actress Corinne Marchand, her character doomed by cancer, sing as she descends a staircase in one of Hausmann’s Paris parks in a scene, filmed so gracefully, and sixty years ago, that it makes you fall in love with her.

It was exciting to know that I, even at sixty-eight, have so many films yet to watch, and that they are gifts from the French.

I spent most of my life dismissive of the French, in the American manner, until my students and I, ten years ago, took a trip across northern France where the Americans and Germans had left behind a path of destruction, in 1944 and 1945, from Carentan to Metz. In the ferocity of the fighting, entire towns were reduced to splinters by bombers and shellfire and in Norman pasturelands, GI’s took scant cover in the shelter of dairy cows, their udders still filled with milk, who’d been butchered by machine-gun fire.

We were typical tourists on our trip sixty-five years after that terrible war—in European history, that’s a hiccup— when the Frenchwoman, on discovering that we were Americans, insisted on giving us a tour of St Joan’s cathedral at Reims. She was insistent precisely because we were Americans.

This was the trip when I learned to love France and the French.

This was the trip where we visited the 1916 battlefield at Verdun. Verdun will cure you forever of the myth, broadcast by simpletons, that the French are cowards. The battle lasted nine months. The taking of one fortress—Douaumont—took 100,000 lives.

There is a vast ossuary beneath the Verdun Memorial. You can see, just below plexiglas panels, enormous stacks of the bones of French and German soldiers. These are the macabre remains of a generation of young men who were lost forever to their parents. And to us.

An attendant took me aside as we toured the Memorial. “Your students are so respectful,” she whispered to me.

So that moment, and the visit to Reims, cured me forever of the belief that the French are cold people. The woman who guided us through the cathedral was so immensely proud that she was French and so immensely happy that we were Americans.

My homework, for her, will be watching the French New Wave. Merci, my friend.

How teachers plan

When I was in the garage today, I found a stack of my old lesson plan books. These represent about half the books from my teaching career.
But planning happens in stages. First, you plan the quarter.
And then you plan the month.
Now you’re ready for the weekly plans. These are what you find in the plan book. Each block (the top is vertical; the bottom horizontal) represents a “prep,” or academic class. I usually had two preps at AGHS; at a smaller school, like Mission, I usually had three and once I had four.
All that planning has to take into account a multitude of interruptions. This is the schedule for the old state STAR tests, which took up several days. There was also the CAHSEE test in the fall, for sophs (two days), hearing and vision check days, fire drills, accidental fire drills, when the alarm went off by itself (once because of burnt churros in an office microwave), active shooter drills (always depressing) and the never-to-be missed Josten’s Ring Presentation.
You always want the lesson’s objectives up on the whiteboard or TV monitor. This was a fun lesson, but right after the socialism review, I introduced them to German Romanticism with the scene from Bambi where Mother is uh…ah…ooh…you know. They Cowboys saved the lesson. Germans love cowboys.
Intro every unit an assessment must fall. Sometimes they’re fun, like a performance assessment–I loved the 1920s newspaper they did and Mr. Huss had an oral history assessment that involved an AGHS junior interviewing an older person. I became one of those, eventually. On the left is the review for an American Lit test, from Mission; on the right a Modern World History test, from AGHS. More traditional assessments.
Stack of test essays; they usually came in batches of seventy; I could grade about five an hour. Nothing compared to what English teachers have to do, though.

Little Place. Big History

Arroyo Grande, California; my home town, about 1905.
Local rancheros were fundamental to New England’s antebellum shoe industry; cattle were raised for their hides, the raw material that drove shoe factories in Massachusetts.
California’s first notorious mass murder was in December 1848 at Mission San Miguel. The man who found the bodies was a mail rider who’d started his route in Nipomo. He reported it to a young army officer in Monterey: Future Civil War general William T. Sherman.
Nearly sixty Civil War veterans are buried in our cemetery. This Arroyo Grande farmer was a young soldier in the 95th Ohio Infantry when he seized a Confederate battle flag at the Battle of Nashville.
Bela Clinton ide was a gentle man. He built the oldest extant home in Arroyo Grande, on Ide Street, in 1878. Twenty-five years before, 363 of the 496 men in his infantry regiment were killed or wounded in a twenty-minute firefight at Gettysburg.
James Dowell was a young cavalryman in a tragicomic expedition to the Powder River Country in the summer and fall of 1865. He somehow survived attacks by Red Cloud, Sitting Bull, Roman Nose and Crazy Horse. The expedition made it back to Fort Laramie on foot. They’d survived starvation by eating their mounts.
The Meiji Emperor, shown here in the film The Last Samurai, began the modernization of Japan in 1867, at a price: ruinous land taxes. Thousands of Japanese were forced to emigrate; the Saruwatari family, whose home still stands off Halcyon Road, may have been the first to move here.
The image on the left shows Al Capone waiting his turn to shoot pool at Pismo Beach’s Waldorf Club in 1927, from Effie McDermott’s history of Pismo Beach. The Central Coast was notorious for Capone’s bootlegging. Today, the Waldorf Club is the Cool Cat Cafe.
In her autobiography, aviatrix Harriet Quimby claimed she’d been born and raised in Arroyo Grande. That was a small fib. The other one was her losing a decade in age. She was from Michigan, but her family had lived in Arroyo Grande briefly before she started her journalism career. The first woman to fly across the English channel, her flying career ended tragically with a crash into Boston Harbor in 1912. She had nonetheless inspired a little Iowa girl who wanted to fly: Amelia Earhart is shown visiting Cal Poly in 1936, the year before she disappeared.
The head of the New Deal’s Soil Conservation Service said the erosion of the hillsides from Arroyo Grande to Shell Beach was among the worst he’d seen in America. The corrective was the Civilian Conservation Corps, two hundred-plus young men from New York, New Jersey and Delaware, whose barracks stood on the site of today’s Arroyo Grande Women’s Club. The young men, aged 18-25, earned $27 a month. They were expected to send half of that home.
Clark Gable and Joan Crawford stayed at this Pismo Beach hotel while filming the 1940 release Strange Cargo. During a break in shooting, Gable played a pickup game of softball on the beach with teens from San Luis Obispo High School
Wayne Morgan (top) and Jack Scruggs (bottom) as second graders at the Arroyo Grande Grammar School–the site of today’s Mullahey Ford–in 1926. Fifteen years later, the two were shipmates on battleship Arizona, circled in the second photo. This is the moment of Scrugg’s death. A trombonist in the ship’s band, the explosions off the battleship’s stern killed him as he prepared to play the National Anthem. Ten minutes later, Morgan was killed; his father owned an earlier Ford agency in the building now occupied by Doc Burnstein’s.
Just before America’s entry into World War II, Nakamura was the sports editor of the Arroyo Grande Union High School Hi-Chatter. Two years after he and his family were interned, the twenty-year-old led an Army Intelligence mission into the mountains of China, where he was to link up with Chinese guerrillas. The Chinese were so taken with young Nakamura that they threw him a 21st birthday party. Somebody had a record player, so there was even a little dance. One of Nakamura’s dance partners was a former Chinese movie star, Jian Qing. We know her better as Madame Mao.
Some of the most vicious bigotry I’ve ever encountered came in prewar newspaper columns that condemned Filipino immigrants–called “The Manong Generation.” The young men—almost no Filipinas were allowed to immigrate–found solace in the community center that was Pismo Beach’s P.I. market. They responded to the nation that seemed to hate them by volunteering, in great numbers, to fight the Japanese and help liberate their homes. They were superb soldiers.
Heritage Salon on Branch Street in Arroyo Grande was once Buzz’s Barber and Beauty. Buzz gave a stranger a haircut in his #1 chair in 1959. The stranger’s dog, a big handsome poodle, waited in a pickup parked on Branch Street for his boss to finish his haircut. The poodle was named Charley. Buzz’s customer was John Steinbeck.

Aron and Alexander

There are times in any amateur historian’s research when you’re led in a direction you didn’t expect. If you’re lucky, that new direction will reward you with a lesson in our shared humanity–which, to me, is what history is all about, anyway.

The facts seem basic. Isidor Aron (1853-1909) and Siegfried Alexander (1856-1923), were cousins, from Posen, a province of Prussia until Bismarck completed Germany’s unification in The Hall of Mirrors at Versailles in 1871. This was the final act of a victory over Napoleon III’s France that would poison Europe. This moment made Verdun possible—the place where, beneath plexiglas panels in the floor of the battlefield ossuary, the unidentified bones of tens of thousands of French and German boys are stacked, orderly and ghastly.

The two cousins had emigrated to America two years before the Bismarck’s moment in the Hall of Mirrors—that’s good news— but not long after their adoptive nation’s near-annihilation in the Civil War. That’s bad news. German immigrants were not viewed kindly—my grandmother’s people came here from Baden-Wurttemberg—and the war had made them tragicomic. The Army of the Potomac’s XI Corps, after all, made up mostly of German immigrants (“We Fight Mits Sigel,” a popular song was titled, in honor of their commander, Franz Sigel), had collapsed under the weight of Stonewall Jackson’s stunning surprise attack at Chancellorsville in May 1863, in Lee’s greatest victory.

The Confederates had come bursting out of dense woods thought impassable, trilling their Rebel Yell and preceded by panic-stricken jackrabbits, foxes and deer who galloped through the Union soldiers at their suppers. The Germans trailed the animals in their flight, but not by much.

For a time, the only resistance on Hooker’s right seemed to be coming from a single cannon, also in retreat, but manned by a crew that would pause periodically to load and fire a canister charge, essentially, the artillery version of a shotgun shell, loaded with deadly steel balls, into their pursuers. The defiant artillery crew was directed by a German immigrant, Captain Hubert Dilger. A Southern artillerist described Dilger’s actions that day as “superhuman,” and the young Union officer would win the Medal of Honor.

It appears that Dilger was overshadowed by bad generalship and the resultant flight of XI Corps. It would take generations for their descendants—Eisenhower, Eichelberger, Spaatz, Nimitz—to redeem Chancellorsville.

For the rest of the war, XI Corps would be derisively referred to as “The Flying Dutchmen.” Ironically, it was a Confederate state—Texas, of all places—that would welcome German immigrants with open arms. Texas German is still spoken there.

German immigrant Isidor Aron came to California. Here’s a 1905 passport application, preparatory to the great adventure of his life, which includes the record of his immigration and citizenship.

Luckily, Isidor and his cousin Siegfried were far too young for Chancellorsville. They took up clerking in San Francisco, possibly attracted by the reputation of another successful German—another German Jew—the Bavarian-born Levi Strauss.

The cousins came to Arroyo Grande as merchants in the 1880s, setting up a haberdashery and dry-goods store on the corner of Branch and Bridge Streets, on the site of today’s “Something Different” store, which was once the Bank of America.

In August 1897, the cousins took out a rare display ad—they were given to more modest two-line blurbs that typified the advertising columns of small-town Victorian weeklies— in the Arroyo Grande Valley Herald-Recorder.

What is clear from the historical record is the popularity of Aron and Alexander—as men and fellow citizens, and not just as merchants. The venerable local historian Madge Ditmas wrote in one of her 1941 Herald-Recorder columns, just before veering off into one of her typical anti-FDR screeds, that these Germans weren’t seen as foreigners at all.

So the seemingly effortless generosity of the two—which had to have come, in reality, with tremendous effort—endeared them to Arroyo Grande.

Sadly, the cousins would die far from their American home. A stroke killed Aron in 1909 Los Angeles; a heart attack ended Alexander’s life in 1922 San Francisco. But, as Ditmas notes, they loved to travel, and luckily, they managed to take what was called the Grand Tour together in 1905, four years before Aron’s death. Here’s a note from the Herald-Recorder that clearly indicates the presence of an Aron and Alexander Fan Club:


The cousins were eventually buried together. Aron is buried in Plot C8 in the Arroyo Grande District Cemetery; Alexander lies alongside, in C10. Atop their tombstones are the Hebrew letters that tell you

Here lies a son of God.

Of that, I am sure. To have made your way as a foreigner in a place as foreign as Arroyo Grande, on the continent’s edge, to have generated so much good will, speaks unwritten volumes beyond the simple profundity of their tombstones. They were certainly devoted to their business and to each other, but they were devoted—perhaps even more— to my home town. Their lives shaped ours in ways we may never fully understand or appreciate.