Dear [redacted]

Can you kindly inform your creative team, the creators of “Don’t Look in the Fridge?” that they are soulless assholes?

Doubtless, all of them are far too young–and far too ignorant– to remember Jeffrey Dahmer (below) who, thankfully, was beaten to death by a fellow inmate, with workout weights, in 1994.

Dahmer killed at least 17 young men and stored their body parts, on which he sometimes dined, in his fridge and freezer.

Your commercial is not funny, is not “darkly humorous,” nor is it clever. It’s not even Dexteresque or Lecteresque. It is mean-spirited and inept. Most of all, it’s reprehensible.

Jim Gregory

Who used to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch on occasion.